Beware the nasty and Satanic Easter Eggs:Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? The Truth About Easter Eggs: "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster."
Now, I had to know -- is this a joke, a hoax, a parody? From my little bit of exploring on the intranets I discovered that, bizarrely (as well as frighteningly) this appears to be a serious book by serious Christians about the serious evils of Easter Eggs. Oy.